Right, there's all kindsa weird shit going on with people's uniform at the moment.
I'm sick of people DISOBEYING MY ORDERS and not putting hats on. BUT, this is the clearest I can make this rule:
If you have hair that you want to wear down, there MUST be a hat on your head or someone is definitely gonna end up with one of your skanky strands at the back of their throat and
then we're going to have to passive-aggressively deal with them.
Also, we have a 5-star food hygiene rating and it'd be good if everyone
cooperated and helped us to keep it that way. By the way, you all look
much fitter with the hats on.
If you need more uniform, I'm going to stock up soon. There is an
order form at the end of this newsletter.
I finally have a work phone and I'm planning to delete facebook very soon. So, if you need to contact me, my phone will be switched on between 9am and 12 midday every Monday, Wednesday and Friday which is when I will reply to your endless requests. If you have an issue that is more urgent and cannot wait (i.e. calling in sick) then you must ring the pub on 01335 350125 and speak to a member of management who is on shift.
I'm going to set up a staff whatsapp in place of the facebook staff page. Please could everyone text me their name so that I can save your number
My number is: 07565062220. Txt me xoxo